Whale Nights: Bagholder Mode – Part 4
Next morning the chart looks like a ski slope.Your portfolio rugged harder than last call shots.No more...
Bedroom
Whale Nights: Peak Bull Market – Part 3
You swear the bass vibrates in pure green candles.Club dancers chant “Pump it!” like you control charts.You...
Whale Nights: Bottle Service and Blockchains – Part 2
Paparazzi catch you sipping overpriced bubbles.Someone yells “Sir when lambo?” you answer “Now”Your entourage grows like airdrop...
Whale Nights: From Rugs to Riches – Part 1
You ape big into a meme coin at 3am like a gremlin.Next morning it 1000x’s and you...
College House Party Hacks: King of the Wrong Hill – Part 4
Your phone pings nonstop—girls, parties, invites.Your grade portal pings too… but in red.Your social GPA is a...
College House Party Hacks: On a Hot Streak – Part 3
Saturday night again—attendance mandatory.A girl declares, “Video games are pointless. I’d rather read.”You despise novels, but keep...
College House Party Hacks: Rabbit Out of a Hat – Part 2
Another weekend, another off-campus circus.A girl plays beer pong like it’s the Olympic trials.She stalls forever, tosses,...
College House Party Hacks: New Trick in the Book – Part 1
You finish a new pickup book and feel ten feet tall.Friday night, house party humming, you’re ready...