Whale Nights: Bottle Service and Blockchains – Part 2
Paparazzi catch you sipping overpriced bubbles.Someone yells “Sir when lambo?” you answer “Now”Your entourage grows like airdrop...
Paparazzi catch you sipping overpriced bubbles.Someone yells “Sir when lambo?” you answer “Now”Your entourage grows like airdrop...
You ape big into a meme coin at 3am like a gremlin.Next morning it 1000x’s and you...
Your food is gone, morale low, dignity long deceased.You sigh and prepare to descend the lonely trail...
You try approaching quietly but your stomach growls.Loud enough to summon wildlife from another timeline.The bunnies panic...
You follow their tracks with detective-level hope.Unfortunately you slip on ice with zero dignity.The bunnies peek, giggle,...
You hike for days chasing a rumor and a meme.Your boots make sad noises like wet potato...
Your phone pings nonstop—girls, parties, invites.Your grade portal pings too… but in red.Your social GPA is a...
Saturday night again—attendance mandatory.A girl declares, “Video games are pointless. I’d rather read.”You despise novels, but keep...
Another weekend, another off-campus circus.A girl plays beer pong like it’s the Olympic trials.She stalls forever, tosses,...
You finish a new pickup book and feel ten feet tall.Friday night, house party humming, you’re ready...
The last one doesn’t rush. Doesn’t cry.Just stares at the house like it owes her something.“You ever...
By now, they blur together—perfume, heels, half-smiles.One asks if you ever get tired of being invisible.You say,...
Tonight’s guest leaves before the candles die.She doesn’t look back, just mutters, “Same speech, same ending.”You offer...
The courtyard glows in marble and money.You stand by the gate, shadow on polished stone.Every morning, another...
As night thickens, you’re ready to pick a new crew member.You hand her the offer note; she...
Next hangar, another woman—goggles up, grin sharp.“So, you rob kings or hearts for a living, flyboy?”“Depends who’s...
First candidate’s got oil on her cheek and thunder in her voice.“Your ship hums like a drunk...
Your ship drifts through cotton-white mist, belly full of stolen gold.Engines hiss, ropes snap taut, the skyport...
It’s getting late, but a new opportunity rises.“You smile like you know every secret in this room.”Her...
Near the candelabra, gold feathers shimmer.“You’re trouble,” you tell her,“I can tell from how you’re pretending not...
Next mask—black again, unreadable.“You’re the kind who breaks hearts just to see if the legend’s true.”She blinks,...
Candlelight paints halos on cracked marble.You lean on the rustic banister, scanning the masks—pick one.“Tell me,” you...
Lanterns low, air thick with perfume and smoke.She doesn’t look up—just murmurs, “Sit.”The sphere hums bright, painting...
Days pass. You visit more of them.Each tent shimmers, each promise warmer than the last.Another fortune teller,...
You believe—but still, you want a second opinion.Next tent, same glow, same velvet hush.“Careful, darlin’. The crystal...
The fair smells of rain, dust, and hot sugar.A tent hums low, light spilling like honey.She sits...
You walk alone, pack heavy, sky crimsoning.Those women would do anything for adornment.For a moment, you almost...
Behind the huts—piles of weapons, plundered from war.You weigh the steel, smell the death.Too fine for peace,...
They speak in whispers, trade in stares.Every glance a bargain, every sigh a toll.Your wares gleam under...
Mist clings to the trees like old guilt.You arrive with a satchel full of glittering junk—bones carved...
Last fighter—quiet, steady, dangerous calm.She circles slow, gloves brushing yours.“You gonna teach, or just stare all night?”You...
Third one’s calm—eyes sharp.“You flinch when girls swing, that it?”“Only when they look this good doin’ it.”Crowd...
New fighter, gold gloves, attitude for days.“Heard you got slow since you quit.”“Heard you talk too much...
Gym lights buzz, smell of sweat and tape.First fighter cracks her neck, grins.“You sure you up for...
Sun’s slippin’ low, father leans back in his chair,“So… you picked her?” he says, eyebrow cocked.“She near...
Afternoon heat folds over like a blanket.One helper hums while skinning apples with a knife.“Most men want...
Second helper’s got boots older than sin.She leans on a fence, chewing a straw, eyes sharp.“Ya lookin’...
Sun burns the ranch gold and mean.Father says, “Boy, pick a helper, settle down.”You kick dust, pretending...
The skyline shimmers—glass and ghost lights.No guards, no people, only drones humming prayers.Gates scan, whisper, “Biological anomaly...
You pick one—because she laughs before she speaks.The others clap, half jealous, half relieved.Someone pops a can...
They camp in a broken casino, neon still flickering.Each woman promises comfort, chaos, or caffeine.A pilot, a...
City gates close for good, metal sighing like regret.Too many women, no order, no balance.They wait beyond...
That night, your wife closes her book slow.“These women… it’s odd, don’t you think?”“Too many women in...
A friend drops by, asks how business is.You tell him straight—fully booked till spring.He whistles, says the...
Rain comes, and they rush to the falls.Barefoot, laughing, fearless in the cold spray.Water hits like thunder;...
Retirement came early—too quiet for comfort.Found a cottage in the forest, right by a waterfall.Turned it into...
Midnight, monitor hums, city asleep.You stare at the last frame—still too small somehow.Cursor hovers, one more change...
The internet is harsh, no room for “average.”You replace every dancer with flawless faces.Taller, smoother, unreal—but perfectly...