You reappear—Queen greets you like it’s your first playthrough.
She purrs: “Hero… take me—uh, take this quest…”
You realize it’s a no-sleep, high-caffeine kind of night.
You attempt a pro-gamer strat: dodge, roll, snowball spam.
Boss glitches—gets stuck in a wall, free DPS window.
Then unfreezes and one-shots you anyway.
